If Kristol were a folksinger

I Shall Be Free No. 10, by Bill Kristol

Now I’m liberal, to an unrestricted degree
I want everybody to be free.
So if you think I’ll let Tom Tancredo stand in the way of letting some illegal-alien third-worlder move in next door and marry my daughter,
You must think I’m crazy!
I wouldn’t let him do it for all the election inspectors in Baghdad.

(Apologies to Bob Dylan.)
Posted by Lawrence Auster at April 04, 2006 12:23 AM | Send