The administration’s about face

“The system worked,” the low-IQ, bug-eyed weirdo from another planet who is in charge of homeland security said on TV on Sunday.

“A systemic failure has occurred,” the jug-eared, purple-lipped alien who is her boss said today.

Sure sounds like a systemic failure to me.

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December 30

A reader writes:

That short post was so funny, that I had to let you know.

I too noticed the appearance of those two dummies, but couldn’t quite register what it was about them that bothered me.

The “purple lip”and dumbo ears look is correct for “‘bamma,” and bug-eyed moron (my variation) for that disgrace I am ashamed to say is Italian, captures what other serious world leaders too likely see when looking at them.

Those descriptions of yours sound like a couple of Dr. Seuss characters, “Janet and Barack play in La-la land”.

The liberal mind in action. From the illustrated childrens book, Space Child’s Mother Goose, 1958, Frederick Winsor and Marian Parry. The link features only two pages of the story line illustrations, but shows enough to give you the general idea of the creative nature of the story and drawings.

This is the Theory Jack built.
This is the Flaw
That lay in the Theory Jack built.
This is the Mummery
Hiding the Flaw
That lay in the Theory that Jack built.
This is the Summary
Based on the Mummery
Hiding the Flaw
That lay in the Theory that Jack built.
This is the Constant K
That saved the Summary
Based on the Mummery
Hiding the Flaw
That lay in the Theory that Jack built.
This is the Erudite Verbal Haze
Cloaking Constant K
That saved the Summary
Based on the Mummery
Hiding the Flaw
That lay in the Theory that Jack built.
This is the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
That thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze
Cloaking Constant K
That saved the Summary
Based on the Mummery
Hiding the Flaw
That lay in the Theory that Jack built.
This is the Chaotic Confusion and Bluff
That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
That thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze
Cloaking Constant K
That saved the Summary
Based on the Mummery
Hiding the Flaw
That lay in the Theory that Jack built.
This is the Cybernetics and Stuff
That covered Chaotic Confusion and Bluff
That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
That thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze
Cloaking Constant K
That saved the Summary
Based on the Mummery
Hiding the Flaw
That lay in the Theory that Jack built.
This is the button to Start the Machine
To make with the Cybernetics and Stuff
To cover Chaotic Confusion and Bluff
That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
That thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze
Cloaking Constant K
That saved the Summary
Based on the Mummery
Hiding the Flaw
That lay in the Theory that Jack built.
This is the Space Child with Brow Serene
Who Pushed the Button to Start the Machine
That made with the Cybernetics and Stuff
Without Confusion, exposing the Bluff
That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase
And, shredding the Erudite Verbal Haze
Cloaking Constant K
Wrecked the Summary
Based on Mummery
Hiding the Flaw
And Demolished the Theory that Jack built.

Posted by Lawrence Auster at December 29, 2009 07:58 PM | Send