Seventeen year old Trayvon (excuse me, Trayon) Washington arrested in shooting of Wendy Fisher

And, damn it, he looks just like Obama’s son, if Obama had a son. But somehow I don’t think the president will acknowledge this particular offspring, do you?

Here’s what the sweet, innocent, boyish 17-year-old Trayvon (excuse me, Trayon) did.

He and three of his sweet, innocent, boyish friends were speeding in a car through a residential neighborhood on their way to a local 7-11 to buy some Skittles and Arizona ice tea when they almost hit Wendy Fisher’s dog. Fisher yelled after the car to slow down. Instead of slowing down, the car stopped, Trayvon (excuse me, Trayon) got out, and fired three shots into Miss Fisher’s chest, killing her.

Wendy Fisher. Shot dead, because no one told her not
to diss blacks by telling them to slow down their car

However, I see that the sarcastic tone I’ve used so far is not appropriate, as it suggests that Trayvon (excuse me, Trayon) did something wrong. So let us now approach this story from the correct, liberal perspective.

By yelling after the car and telling the driver to slow down, Wendy Fisher, like George Zimmerman before her, showed herself to be a white racist. Just as Zimmerman provoked a fatal confrontation by thinking that Trayvon Martin was up to no good and following him, Fisher provoked a fatal confrontation by yelling at Trayvon (excuse me, Trayon) Washington and his friends to slow up. It is a grave violation of America’s racial etiquette to think that blacks are doing something wrong, or to suggest to them in any way, shape, or manner that they are doing something wrong. That is racism, and blacks have the unquestioned right to respond to such racist provocations with any degree of force they deem necessary.

It is extremely fortunate for racial justice in America that Fisher was not carrying a gun and did not manage to kill Trayvon (excuse me, Trayon) before he killed her. If she had, America would have had another racist murder of a sweet, innocent black child on its hands. As it is, there’s just another expendable dead white to be flushed down the memory hole.

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July 13

Jacob M. writes:

Your self-correction of your account of the shooting of Wendy Fisher is still not accurate. I have rewritten your third paragraph to bring it in line with the facts and up to current standards of journalistic integrity:

A car containing him and three of his sweet, innocent, boyish friends on their way to a local 7-11 to buy some Skittles and Arizona ice tea was being sped through a residential neighborhood when Wendy Fisher’s dog was almost hit. A call for the car to slow down was made. Instead of slowing down, the car stopped, Trayvon (excuse me, Trayon) got out, and three shots were fired into Miss Fisher’s chest, resulting in her death.

By using the passive voice, correctly ascribing all the impetus to inanimate objects, the above paragraph more accurately describes the random nature of the events.

Posted by Lawrence Auster at July 11, 2012 06:47 PM | Send