Blessed are the rude in spirit, for theirs is the freedom of expression.
Blessed are they that smirk, for their base shall be energized.
Blessed are the lazy: for they shall inherit the handouts.
Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst for short-term gratification, for they shall be filled.
Blessed are the untalented: for they shall obtain equality.
Blessed are the democratic in heart: for they shall see the Mob.
Blessed are the flash mobs: for they shall be called the children of the Mob.
Blessed are they which are promoted by the Nanny State: for theirs is the entitlement of the undeserving.
Blessed are ye, when conservatives shall debate you, and oppose you, and shall say all manner of facts against you truly, for being lying snakes.
Gloat, and be exceeding snarky: for great is your claim to oppression: for so persecuted they the Communists which were before you.